Wtf Bed, Bath, and Beyond?

The hubster and I went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond today to pick out a wedding gift for his cousin Rick who eloped on Maui over Memorial Day weekend. We picked our gift off the registry and went to pay for it using our 20% off coupon. They asked us if we wanted to take advantage of their complimentary gift wrap. We said sure since we saw some nicely wrapped purple packages when we came in. Imagine our surprise when we were presented with this:






Our lovely gift wrapped in a purple trash bag. Wtf. Really? To add insult to injury, we waited 20 minutes for this piece of shit. Notice the ugly wrinkles in the second picture. I wonder if the girl who wrapped this is actually proud of it. I mean why couldn't they wrap it on paper. It's your generic rectangular box. It's not even oversized. I see absolutely no excuse for this trashy monstrosity. I was tempted to rip off the trash bag in store after I had received it. I'm just going to wrap it myself, but i can't even reuse the ribbon since the bitch cut the ribbon too short. Where are the tails? Epic fail Bed, Bath, and Beyond.