Furious

So what does the hubster do when he has a half assembled car in the garage with his nice Porsche parked outside right before our 2 week trip to Europe?

He goes and spends the last night helping someone else on their car. So that means either he spends the first night we are together working on the car and canceling a scheduled dinner or leaving his car parked in the driveway unattended for 2 weeks. Both of our cars have been broken into.

Genius!

Frustration

My mother is never happy with the first answer you give her. NEVER!
Example:
Mom: Is it hot at work? FYI there is no AC at my work.
Me: no
Mom: really?
Me: well it hasn't been hot so it's not hot in the office
Mom: your dad says it's hot. He's brought in a fan, but it was too noisy and he returned it.
Me: I'm not hot and there are ceiling fans.
Mom: looks at me unbelievingly
Me: there's almost one per cube. There are 6 in my area.
Mom: omg isn't it windy then?!?!
Me: no, I turn mine down...
Me: ok I'm leaving for work...