"I was looking in the closet and found your old sweatpants and sweatshirt and figured you'd need some warm fat clothes" - the hubster.
Sunday, January 17, 2016
Saturday, January 9, 2016
Clothes and pregnancy
It's starting! The bump is coming!
And now I don't know how to dress. I stopped at kohls yesterday with $60 in kohls cash and a mission. I could not find anything I liked that would suit a growing belly. I need help or more time or something.
And now I don't know how to dress. I stopped at kohls yesterday with $60 in kohls cash and a mission. I could not find anything I liked that would suit a growing belly. I need help or more time or something.
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Guest blogger!
That's what I'm calling the emails and texts the hubster sends me recounting my nighttime conversations.
I've always talked in my sleep, but it's more frequent or funnier now that I'm pregnant.
So here's the first in the series:
I've always talked in my sleep, but it's more frequent or funnier now that I'm pregnant.
So here's the first in the series:
Monday, January 4, 2016
Super Colossal
I've been using a Baby Bump tracking app on my phone, not for the "useful" tips, but just to track the baby's size while in utero. The daily tips are crap. I'm sorry, but they are. For example, "Day 118 - Just for Dad: Here come the tears, again", I can tell just from the title I have no interest in reading the next 200 words of crap.
Anyway, I like to track the baby's size which has gone from lime to plum to peach to lemon to navel orange to avocado to its current state of onion. First off, when is a peach ever smaller than a lemon. In this day and age of producing, peaches are ginormous. Still of track of the main purpose of this post. My onion, to be more specific, is a 5.1 inch onion. At first glance, I think that sounds about right for size, but then when have you seen a 5 inch onion.
Because I am who I am, I googled onion sizing and my "onion" is a super colossal onion and not even on the low end of super colossal. Well into the super colossal family.
Click here for dimensions. A super colossal onion is 4.5 inches in diameter and larger!
I think whoever writes this app needs to update their produce sizing.
Anyway, I like to track the baby's size which has gone from lime to plum to peach to lemon to navel orange to avocado to its current state of onion. First off, when is a peach ever smaller than a lemon. In this day and age of producing, peaches are ginormous. Still of track of the main purpose of this post. My onion, to be more specific, is a 5.1 inch onion. At first glance, I think that sounds about right for size, but then when have you seen a 5 inch onion.
Because I am who I am, I googled onion sizing and my "onion" is a super colossal onion and not even on the low end of super colossal. Well into the super colossal family.
Click here for dimensions. A super colossal onion is 4.5 inches in diameter and larger!
I think whoever writes this app needs to update their produce sizing.
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