I found out today that not only can Asian women not drive, they also cannot run on a track. There is this tiny, tiny Asian woman on the track doing her power walk/jog combo. She's in the middle lane. No big deal. I can pass her on either side, right? Ha! Silly me. Right when I come up on her, she starts weaving in her lane, just enough to deter someone from passing. Such a tiny woman can cause such trouble for me. And to add insult to injury, she had bathed in some cheap perfume that lagged behind her for a good 65% of the track.
At least I got enough of a workout to have some cider beers tonight (Woodchuck...yum!)
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