Stupid Dog

So Egg Roll thinks she's the boss.  She shows this by herding us around the house when she wants something.  She'll bark and bark and then follow you out of the room, then run in front of you and watch you walk towards her and then run behind you again.

So this morning, I must not have gotten out of bed fast enough.  It's true because I got an email this morning that really pissed me off enough to wake up the hubster to talk about it.  Anyway, she's watching me pee this morning which she normally doesn't do.  I start talking to her that she can't rush me and that I have to brush my teeth first which she knows.  While I am brushing my teeth, she goes under the bed which is unusual.  I get down on the ground to look and the little bitch is pissing under my bed!  She knows that we would be headed outside in like 2 more minutes.

I was livid.  So I take them both outside and for Egg Roll's punishment, I fed Red her dog food and none for Egg Roll.  That's why she's so bossy in the morning.  She wants her food.  Well not right now!  As I read my email in the office, I can hear her rustling around in her cage and barking at Red wondering where her breakfast is.

I take my time getting ready this morning and then finally give her her breakfast.  Take that Egg Roll.
I hope that extra 20 minutes without food felt like an eternity.  I hope you learned your lesson.  Probably not...