Sunday, November 20, 2011

What a joke!

Breaking Dawn Part 1!  Spoiler Alert!

It did start out perfectly.  Right before the movie started, the hubster asked me, "I wonder how long it will be before Taylor Lautner takes off his shirt."  And lo and behold, within the first 3 seconds of the movie, BOOM, off with his shirt.  We were hysterical.  Great way to start off a movie.

It just got more and more ridiculous as the movie went on.  We were laughing the entire way through.  It also didn't hurt that to the hubster's left was a couple that probably bathed in perfume/cologne from Abercrombie and Fitch and the woman on my right obviously had not read the book because of her very vocal commentary. I also believe she was eating hot wings because all I could smell was buffalo sauce coming from her direction.

I especially liked when the "baby" is born and everyone just stops to coo over it while poor Bella is still bleeding out.  I swear the scene last a few minutes and she's just lying there on the table.  After she opened her eyes after her transformation and the movie ended, I just felt so cheated.  I totally could have skipped this movie because all the good stuff happens in the second half of the book.

I really felt bad that I had the hubster use one of his "gold" AMC tickets to watch this garbage.  Don't get me started on the Snow White trailer either.

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