Dog Farts

Egg Roll was not feeling very well this morning.  She woke me up with her throwing up.  When I got home from work, I took her out and she came to lay with me on the bed as I watched TV.  Every so often when I got up, I thought I smelled dog poo.  I searched and searched and couldn't find it.  I febreezed the room and the smell was gone.  Then all of a sudden it came back!  Turns out it was coming from Egg Roll's butt!  In the 4+ years I've had Egg Roll, she has never once farted in my presence, and then all of sudden, it couldn't stop coming from her butt.  Boy, it was rank.  I hope her tummy feels better soon because I don't know how much more I can handle.