I love my dogs because... Part I

1. Egg Roll always waits for me to get into bed before scurrying around the bed and up the dog stairs.
2. Red always sits on the edge of the bed and watches me get ready for bed every night.
3. Red has paw beards.
4. Red always has a smile for you.
5. Egg Roll always has a snuggle for you.
6. Red grumbles when she sleeps.
7. Red takes 10 minutes to get comfortable on the futon, then gets up 30 seconds later to follow me into the bedroom.
8. Egg Roll makes ewok noises when she does her downward facing dog.
9. Red is Swedish and Egg Roll is Mexican
10. Red sleeps in the most random places
11. Egg Roll sits in my lap when the hubster and I fight because she knows it calms me down.
12. Egg Roll only allows you to carry her one way.  This way also results in you carrying her like a servant would carry its owner.
13. Red only poops when she is off balance.