Sucker Punch

More like you're a sucker if you paid to watch this movie.  The hubster HAD to watch this movie.  It's a good thing he paid for it because I would have been livid to pay for this trash.  This is by far by leaps and bounds the WORST movie I have ever seen.  Think of the worst movie you've every seen and multiply it's suckitude by a million.  I can understand why the hubster wanted to see it.  Scantily clad young women with swords and guns.  The appeal is there, but jesus, not even that could help save this movie.  There was no plot, the fight scenes were terrible, the acting was terrible.

Stop reading if you don't want any spoilers (HA - I think spoilers would make the movie better!)

So the premise of the movie is that the main character, Baby Doll, is some great dancer and while she's gyrating and moaning away, the other pretty girls go steal things to help them escape.  The problem is there is no dancing!  I actually think adding in some dancing would have made the movie better.  Instead, they zoom in on Baby Doll and she starts to sway and swing her arms and then she closes her eyes and WHAM, you're in some war zone where all the bad action sequences are.  Maybe it's because I'm a woman and would like to see dancing even it would be the equivalent of a lap dance.

Spoiler over!

I can't believe I'm writing a whole post of this stupid movie.  So I'm done.  Bottom line: save your money, save your time, don't watch the movie.