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Sucker!

Red performed a bait and switch "sit and flop" on the hubster. It was textbook.

If you don't know what a sit and flop is, it's when Red walks up to you and sits down waiting for pets. At the last moment when you reach down, she flops on her back and waits for belly rubs. You're already three quarters of the way down, so you end up reaching further to give her belly rubs.