The hubster and I have been having the baby conversation on and off for about two months. I thought we had come to a decision, but yesterday changed everything. I had my annual women's visit this week and I even went so far as ask my doctor what I would need to prepare (i.e. going off birth control, whether I will even be able to get a period again) First off, I guess I am still totally immature at almost 29 and probably not emotionally ready for a baby. Case in point: we were watching TV last night (one of the hubster's shows) and they are showing a youtube clip of pregnant women dancing with their bellies exposed.
It was not pretty. I think pregnant women look cute when fully covered, but then again, I think all people look better dressed than undressed. So seeing all these exposed bellies, I'm yelling at the hubster, "OMG, look at their stomachs. They're gross. It looks like they have a giant rock under their skin". Yeah, real mature. It wiped any idea of a baby out of my mind. I'm telling the hubster, "I don't want to look like that. You're going to have to find a different way to have a baby."
I think adopting a China baby might be our best bet. I think we could get away with passing it off as our own. Even though my friend Debbie was asked if her baby was her own. Debbie and her husband are both Asian, but they do live in South Carolina ...
that chick was CRAZY. that wasn't the first time we met her either... the first time we met her with her child, and she was telling us how smart her adopted daughter was because she was Asian. Yeah...
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