Things I learned this weekend

Here are some things I learned this weekend:

1. I should really be eating more meat.
2. Eat less white rice (what?!?!?)
3. I don't do squats correctly
4. My butt is asleep
5. I will be a tyrant of a parent
6. I still love inspirational competition moves (formerly known as inspirational sports movies because I saw Secretariat this weekend and I don't consider horse racing a sport and I saw a trailer for a movie that reminded me of Sister Act, but without the witness protection nuns, and all these don't fall under inspiration sports movies, but do provoke similar theme of rooting for the underdog.)
7. I should always double my meatball recipe. (I <3 three boxes of meatballs in my freezer.)
8. I can easily pull together three separate Britney outfits from my closet without purchasing a single item.
9. I still suck at karaoke.
10. My diet sucks and I will be in big trouble once my metabolism slows down and catches up with me.